My Pet Chicken: The “Song”

Comment away =). Enjoy my “chicks”! Lots more to come this summer. Another video of my chicken: www.youtube.com (Some of the) “Lyrics”: I’ve got a pet chicken, for a pet I have a hen If I was a rooster I’d give her a ten I’ve got a pet chicken, I’ve got a pet chook Like OJ Simpson, she’s off the hook Here up on her rump I be strappin’ a Ziplock It catches all the poop when it gets in stock When she’s hungry for food she lurks Can’t find any? She satisfies with dirt I’ve got a pet chicken that lays eggs with vigour And she’s even coloured black like a And she gets me lots of chicks like this ginger But I’m always on my guard for people that try to singe her If you’re getting mugged man a chicken’s a must Just like pidgey she has peck and gust Take her for a walk to level her up Hey, there’s that guy again **** Pet chickens are the upcoming global fad. If you ever wanted the coolest pet ever, get yourself a pet chicken. They sell chicken diapers for pet chickens. Pet chickens are the strangest pets ever.

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